Shadeylight Vella The Virgin Vegan Vampire edition by JK Elemenopy Kimberly Steele Literature Fiction eBooks
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What do you think would happen if two of the worst English language books ever written mated and had a lovechild?
From the same sludgy scorpion morass of “inspiration” that brought you Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey comes Shadeylight Vella the Virgin Vegan Vampire, the scintillating story of a girl who only wants to understand the workings of her no-no without actually touching it or looking at it.
Meet Vella Vaughan, hottie coed at Sharts Community College, the innocent, young, chestnut-haired, virgin sweet dreams are made of. When tri-color haired billionaire and concert pianist Xavier Cash sashays into her life, he sweeps her into a world of sexual intrigue that endangers her chances of wearing magical long underwear on her wedding night.
Xavier quickly finds Vella is not your average Mary Sue. Along with her tractor-beam magnetism (despite the fact she is an antisocial, narcissistic klutz with at least three personalities, including a nymphomaniac, bukkake-porn watching inner goddess and a militant vegan subconscious) Vella has her own vampiric secrets to hide.
Who will win the right to mate with our beautiful, vacuous heroine? Will it be Jean-Pierre La Fine, chesty three-wolf tattoed French-reservation dweller? Will it be Juan Changa del Mar, gorgeous, shape-shifting Hispanican art student? Or will it be Xavier Cash, capitalist oligarch one-percenter with rabid mommy-issues and a penchant for rapey BDSM?
Shadeylight’s ample features include
-Heaving bosoms and straining zippers!
-Sparkling humanoid wussy men!
-Offensive ethnic and racial stereotypes!
-Grammatical errors!
-Cannabis!
-Trannies!
-Hot guys making out with each other!
-Cthulu!
-Random lapses into British dialects!
-A fast food mascot clown with a bulge!
-Marauding bacon trolls!
Now with 78% less pedophilia than the originals, Shadeylight is the answer to badly written, first person narratives about self-obsessed, skinny white girls who witlessly discard every achievement won for them by feminists past and present. Read it now, lest productive thoughts and actual good uses of your time start getting in the way!
Shadeylight Vella The Virgin Vegan Vampire edition by JK Elemenopy Kimberly Steele Literature Fiction eBooks
Another great book from a great author. It was extremely entertaining. I just had to laugh often while reading this. It is worth your time for a light a d funny read.Product details
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Shadeylight Vella The Virgin Vegan Vampire edition by JK Elemenopy Kimberly Steele Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
I laughed my butt off. It's a parody but develops into a good story on its own merits. I'll never look at a McDonald's salad the same again.
Another great book from a great author. It was extremely entertaining. I just had to laugh often while reading this. It is worth your time for a light a d funny read.
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